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proud.de · English
30 June 2026

Editorial

Welcome to the first issue of proud magazine! We are your weapon in the urban jungle. We are the cold sweat on your brow, the predator's breath on your neck. We are your flight instinct and your hunting drive.

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Welcome to the first issue of proud magazine! We are your weapon in the urban jungle. We are the cold sweat on your brow, the predator's breath on your neck. We are your flight instinct and your hunting drive. Our mission: to provide for the needy. Because the Berlin behemoth hasn't swallowed all the straightforward people, it's just obscured them. We'll show you what's going on.

The Team: Urbanists, Musicians, Stylists, Milliners, Sexists. Or something like that. We probably should have listened to Grandma, who told us that everything with -ist was bad. We probably messed up there.

Hip-Hop-Tip-Top

This proud is the birth, and you are a part of it. So, of course, not the slimy act with blood and all, rather you have to see it metaphorically. You are a part of proud and can ride with us towards the future into a glittering night full of glamour, style, sex, and yoga. Onward, onward! Once we've taken over the city, there will be chocolate for everyone.

Be Berlin. Be proud.

Hong Kong, Peng Chau, 25.08.2007 - 15:24:38 - 22°17'7"N 114°2'19"E

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