Hey proud!
Your magazine is totally bad, silly, and uninteresting. You can't do anything at all and are so ugly that you'll never achieve anything. And what's with this ugly gay pink for your logo? Did you steal it from Telekom because you had no ideas of your own? You should consider whether you're in the right business. Zero Kool Zavas
Ahh-ha. Dear Zero Kool Zavas, cool name by the way. Really strongkkk. Your brain seems to be overflowing with creativity. Why don't you drop by and give us some tips? Maybe next month we'll be called Zero Kool Magazine or something. One thing we would like to recommend to you, however. "Seid" (are) is only ended with a "d" in a temporal context. For example: "Seit" (Since) I read your email, I couldn't stop laughing." Thanks.