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30 June 2026

proud.de

Digital edition of the proud archive with stories on music, city life, nightlife, style, and Berlin.

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Hi proud, Last night I secretly caught my girlfriend masturbating. I found it quite exciting because she never does that and always told me she wasn't into it. But when I confronted her about how hot I found it, she told me my mother had explained to her how it works best. Now I can't get it up in front of her.

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Hi proud, Last night I secretly caught my girlfriend masturbating. I found it quite exciting because she never does that and always told me she wasn't into it. But when I confronted her about how hot I found it, she told me my mother had explained to her how it works best. Now I can't get it up in front of her. What should I do? Sebastian

Marci Klein also complains that she's been reminded of her father a thousand times as soon as the hot guys from the party stood in front of her in their underwear. Why don't you ask if you can call her Mommy next time?

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