proud #01 · January 2009

New Uri Geller

In short: A reader, Mario, attempts to hypnotize the magazine 'proud' into giving his band a free advertising page.

Dear proud, You are getting very sleepy... very, very sleepy... Your eyes are getting heavy... You can't keep them open... You are sinking deep... yes... stop fighting... just give up... When I count to three, you will wake up and be under my control. When I snap my fingers, you will be under my control... one... two... three... *snap* Now give me a free advertising page for my band. Mario

Nope.

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